Do you not know?

Paul-Ethan Bright, Author at large. 

Do not approach.  Avoid direct eye contact.  If contacted, do not reply.  Do not accept anything the author gives you.  If you see the author, contact the authorities immediately.  

May contain: Depression; Autism; Mental Health; Suicide; Insanity; Abandonment; Existential Pain

May also contain: Sarcasm; Satire; Irony; Profane Language; Bitterness; Hatred

Likely to contain: Foolishness; Idiocy; Mistakes; Triumphs

While the author does not contain nuts, he comes from an environment where nuts are handled

May cause Vomiting; Nightmares; Sudden Crises of Confidence; Domestic Arguments; Panic Attacks; Palpable Disgust; Outrage; Disappointment

The author must be stopped, no matter the cost.